It's like I told you

Dear corporate America

If you are going to play hit songs of yesteryear on hold, don’t interrupt them over and over.

I call in;

Thanks you for calling Dingus LLP all of our representatives are busy please hold and the next available operator will answer.

It’s like I told you
only the lonely

Abrupt interruption!

Please continue to hold your call will be answered in the order it was received.

Only the lonely
Only the lone…leee

Ring ring

If you are going to let me hear the Motels while I’m on hold fine, let me hear it. If you are going to give me 3 second snippets of the song only to interrupt and remind me that I’m holding..wtf?

Yeah I know I’m holding fuck face, that’s why I’m singing ‘only the lonely’ by the Motels. If the music is nothing more than respite from your oh-so-on-message message, than use generic new age music. That way your repeated interruptions don’t break up the flow.

I think the problem is me, I’d rather listen to some spare Motels, or hell even Quarterflash all day than have you actually pick up the line. I wonder if I could work an 8 hour day on hold. What’s up with Robert? Dunno on an important call.

Ho ho ho it’s magic
ya know
gotta believe it’s not so
magic

Yeah sounds real important.